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[canonical_insanity]

1. Don't die. Sounds easy, but it's a tiny bit important.
2. Remain employed.
3. Get a flat and move out.
4. Be less cruel with my humour.
5. Do something political (join a party, march for a cause that I believe in etc).
6. Lose weight.
7. Take over the world...look, I never get any of my resolutions done anyway, so I might as well be ambitious.
8. Watch at least four movies that I previously wrote off as not being my thing (this was originally five, but I watched Moulin Rouge! today, which counts. I'd heard that it was good. I had not previously heard that it was also batshit crazy in at least four different ways, which is how I'd describe it).
9. Learn how to walk in heels without falling over or ripping my feet open.