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- Okay, does Vislor Turlough kill, wound or fail to hit the Doctor with his rock? You have ~~24 hours~~ about a minute. Votes will be opened as soon as a mod can get around to it. Good luck to *insert name of Five's player here*! Gogogo!

- Turlough, you suck at this whole assassination thing, don't you? I mean, not only do you fail to kill the Doctor so completely that I'm still kind of wondering if you don't work for Torchwood (do you? It would explain an awful lot...) but you attempt to do it on the grounds of a school, and more specifically, the school that you attend, meaning that any witnesses are going to know you.

- Also, you are not allowed to spout technobabble because it really wrecks your disguise as an English public schoolboy. And stop fidgeting with your blazer button. Everyone else has to wear them at that age and we didn't complain about it.

- Five is happy to see the Brig. He has good priorities. Brig doesn't seem to recognise him (although, Five doesn't look all that much like the previous Doctors, so we can give him that). Music implies that this amnesia should be important to the plot.

- Okay, I've seen like four of Five's stories and am watching this online with very poor quality, and I can tell you that isn't the Doctor. Even if I hadn't seen him previously walk off ~~into the sunset~~ with the Brig and Turlough (hey, threesome? I think yes. ♥?).

- Tegan, I am less impressed by your awesome in this part. D:

- Okay, Brig? If you do not remember someone who claims to know you, you do not invite them back to your quarters. Even if they happen to be attractive young blond men with very little dress sense (unless we compare him to certain other Doctors we could mention).

- Tegan may suspect something involving Turlough reversing the polarity of the neutron flow and using it to sabotage the transmat. Or she might just be worried. One or the other.

- Hello, picture of old!Brig!

- Wait...she's not seriously planning to put a Time Lord in a hospital, is she? *has watched the movie, has a bad feeling about this* Liz is probably not around at that point, Harry's working for NATO, I don't know where Jo went and Grace, Martha and Owen are probably a bit young for the whole doctoring thing yet (although toddler!Owen would still do a better job of fixing the Doctor than Grace did in the movie *was not impressed*). Did I miss any doctors with some knowledge of alien biology out?

- Poor Benton. Winding up selling second-hand cars is a horrible way to go.

- Yay, flashback!Brig. With the moustache, of course (it's odd, most people look more evil with moustaches. Having seen Inferno, I can safely tell you that the Brig actually looks less evil).

- That looks like an Invasion flashback to me. ♥!

- And the Brig now remembers Five! Yay! Of course, it is still such a shame that he can't have the full set of Doctors anymore. More Brig and less of a romantic plot tumour next time, please?

- So, the Brig teaches maths. Unusual, but epic all the same. :D

- Mystery music again, this time referring to the Brig somehow knowing Tegan. Hmm...

- Slightly younger looking Brigadier (with moustache!) for the win!

- The Brigadier should know all about temporal physics at this point. D:

- Turlough, sob quietly. Someone could hear you talking to yourself. *facepalms again* Also, the Black Guardian is creepy (although not 'crepey' for which I'm thankful). I mean, who would want that guy watching you 24/7, which he clearly is?

- And Turlough is now realising just what he agreed to do. Although, if he did kill the Doctor away from the TARDIS (meaning that Five couldn't regenerate)...the only thing I'm coming up with would be that Peri would drown on Lanzarote, as a result of being one Time Lord and one Trion short of a holiday. And then things would go very quickly to hell in a handbasket.

- Since the Brig and Tegan are in the wrong time period, he's obviously not going to find Turlough on the school records, because it's too early for him to be attending. Which will only fuel Tegan's paranoia. I love time travel. :)

- Turlough never stops running, does he? I'd hate to see what he'd be like on coffee (I'm thinking Road Runner with a tie).

- And Tegan has just realised the main plot of this episode. Smart girl that. :D