Go to Hell. Do not pass birth, do not collect a soul...

- 'Yours aye' is the best valediction ever.
- I...why did they have to make Rory an unperson? This makes me sad -particularly as I was squeeing about the fact that there was an actual honest-to-god couple in the TARDIS again- and for once, I'm hoping for a reset. ;_;
- For those people that don't know, I've been distracted by a pair of politics communities, one of which is an anonymous kink meme. I'm sorry. I just...have nothing else to do anymore.
- I still don't like George Osborne. He seems like a twat. These feelings have nothing to do with the fact that his constituency is just south of where I live. Not at all.
- Don't like either of the Milibands either. Quite like Andy Burnham, although every picture of him that I've found makes him look like he's about to burst into tears. Including the ones where he's smiling.
- Finished Dragon Age. Those ballistae come in handy. Don't know if the DLC are worth it though. Are they?

...Like a number of anons, I may have missed the memo where everyone on elliptic_eye's friends list is supposed to be bashing and hating pretty much non-stop. *cracks knuckles* I could bitch about Journey's End, I guess. Again. But I'd much rather squee about the Valeyard, and I'd assume that I'm not alone in that.

*goes off to listen to He Jests At Scars for the 50th time*

...I bought audios. I was looking for The Wormery, but they didn't seem to have it. *is disappointed* They did, however, have Zagreus, Singularity and Loup-Garoux, which I'd been trying (and failing) to download by torrent for months.

Zagreus is more cracky than most episodes of Torchwood. Honestly, between sadist!Mel, vampire!Six, a Face Heel Turn fairy and spy!Nyssa (both shooting and getting shot by military!Turlough, which was surprisingly serious...ish), I'm not entirely sure what the writer of this audio was on but I want some. I love it, but it's in the slightly guilty way that I love BRII (and for much the same reason).

And Colin Baker saying "So speaks the multi-coloured nightmare!" to anyone is hilarious.

(Also? Stone/McDonnell. I ship it. Oh so much. ...Speaking of audio!ships, Rosa/Turlough is rather epic. Sex under the jaguar pelt, anyone?)

Title: Of Ex-zombies and Time Travellers.
Fandom: Doctor Who (technically it's also a Torchwood crossover, but they are in the same universe)
Characters: Owen Harper, Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown (I know, I suck at threesomes. *shoots self*)
Word Count: 1465 words
Rating: PG-13/12/T
Warnings: Pre-story character death, spoilers to 'Exit Wounds', is probably AU (but you can't prove that Owen didn't suddenly appear on the Sixth Doctor's TARDIS, so it's not impossible that it happened).

( Chapter 3, in which Peri reveals her doubts about the whole thing... )

Title: Of Ex-zombies and Time Travellers.
Fandom: Doctor Who (technically it's also a Torchwood crossover, but they are in the same universe)
Characters: Owen Harper, Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown (no, it's not a threesome yet. Come back in another couple of chapters ^_^)
Word Count: 1398 words
Rating: PG-13/12/T
Warnings: Pre-story character death, spoilers to 'Exit Wounds', is probably AU (but you can't prove that Owen didn't suddenly appear on the Sixth Doctor's TARDIS, so it's not impossible that it happened).

( Chapter 2...sort of )

Title: Some Prosecutors Aren't Armed and Some Defence Attorneys Aren't Amoral...
Fandom: Crossover, Death Note (manga) and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers for case 2:4, also known as 'Farewell, My Turnabout' or 'State v Engarde', AU (for sane & non-Kira!Mikami)
Summary: Phoenix is just having a normal day. Until he meets a less than normal opponent.

( Promise #1 )

Title: The Companion Policeman
Fandom: Crossover, Death Note (manga)/Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for the end of Death Note (AU, although...Nine could well have taken Matsuda as his companion before he met Rose. We don't know. *shot*)
Summary: He had come out of one war, only to enter another. This time, however, he was not alone.

( Promise #2 )

Title: The Line In the Sand
Fandom: Death Note (manga)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None. Yay!
Summary: Ide can't tell whether Matsuda's the best policeman he's ever met, or the worst. He has a suspicion that it may be both.

( Promise #3 )

Title: The Returnee
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for Deathly Hallows, ties into my Ninth Day of Linking Fic.
Summary: By the time Susan comes back to fight, Hogwarts has changed a little. And the DA has changed even more.

( Promise #4 )

Title: What Happened After the Himalayas
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: If you know what 'The Year That Never Was' is, then you're probably okay. Might be AU (and is according to the canon storyline).
Summary: Torchwood Three weren't designed to cope with this alien.

( Promise #5 )

Title: Speech And Silence
Fandom: Crossover, Battle Royale (manga) with Power Ranger elements
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Severely AU...no sense...absolute emo...misuse of the 'timey-wimey ball'...you know the drill by now, right?
Summary: Hiro knows -unlike her younger counterpart- how she feels about Shinji. She's just not entirely sure how he feels about either of them.

( Promise #6 )

Title: An Uneasy Companion
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG
Warnings: AU, takes place during Season 1.
Summary: Nine kind of wishes that he could have made life on board the TARDIS a little easier for his new companion. It was just his luck that his first adventure with her happened to involve the last remaining Dalek in the universe (The symbolism of Adam, I think is lycoris' idea originally, but I can't remember).

( Promise #7 )

Title: The Beginning
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for both OotP and DH, ties into both the Ninth Day of the DA and 'The Returnee'.
Summary: Anthony can see the symmetry. He just wishes that he could see the point.

( Promise #8 )

Title: Be Careful What You Wish For
Fandom: The World Ends With You
Rating: PG
Warnings: Spoilers for everything but the Secret Reports, may be AU (because Minamimoto defies you radians and your inferior perception!)
Summary: Uzuki wanted a promotion. This was not how she expected to get it.

( Promise #9 )

Title: The Cycle
Fandom: Battle Royale II
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers up to the beach scene, will make very little sense to even most people who have watched the movie (although, that's hardly surprising, is it?)
Summary: Oddly enough, Shintaro had promised her that he wouldn't do this to her.

( Promise #10 )

Title: The Police Box to Nowhere
Fandom: Crossover, Battle Royale (movie)/Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers for pretty much all of the movie (except the ending), AU and having seen only a little of the Seventh Doctor.
Summary: The Doctor is feeling lonely. There are three Japanese students on a small island who will change that.

( Promise #11 )

Title: The Best Laid Plans
Fandom: Battle Royale II
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Spoilers up to the beach scene, ties into 'Deceiving By Appearances' (Day 1)
Summary: He hadn't planned any of this. How could he?
Notes: I started with Tetsuya, so I decided to finish with him too. Thank you for all of the kind words, the opportunity to read new fic (everything I've read has been amazing, and the chance to write in fandoms that I haven't tried before. :D

( Promise #12 )

Okay, I'm sure that the new Doctor will be fine (as long as Rose decides to stay in her own damned universe this series) but I'm still slightly disappointed that it isn't David Mitchell. You know you were thinking it. *glares*

Title: Of Ex-zombies and Time Travellers.
Fandom: Doctor Who (technically it's also a Torchwood crossover, but they are in the same universe)
Characters: Owen Harper, Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown (no, it's not a threesome yet. Come back in another couple of chapters ^_^)
Word Count: 1312 words.
Rating: PG-13/12/T
Warnings: Implied character death, one mentioned use of hallucinogenics, a ridiculous amount of snark even for me...and spoilers up to 'Exit Wounds'. Peri's not quite used to Six yet, so some time during Season 22 -probably quite early on in the series.

( Of Ex-zombies and Time Travellers... )